Subject	I can picture that LOL...SNL needs to pick that up!
Posted by	OUTKAZTT(90N/A & 91TT) on December 12, 2002 at 6:31 PM
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In Reply To	Thursday humor.... posted by BigTDogg (Z-Less till Spring) on December 12, 2002 at 02:32 PM
Message	:George Bush: Condoleeza! Nice to see you. What's happening? :Condoleeza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. :George: Great. Lay it on me. :Condoleeza: "Hu" is the new leader of China. :George: That's what I want to know. :Condoleeza: That's what I'm telling you. :George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? :condoleeza: Yes. :George: I mean the fellow's name. :condoleeza: Hu. :George: The guy in China. :condoleeza: Hu. :George: The new leader of China. :condoleeza: Hu. :George: The Chinaman! :condoleeza: Hu is leading China. :George: Now whaddya' asking me for? :condoleeza: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. :George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? :condoleeza: That's the man's name. :George: That's who's name? :condoleeza: Yes. :George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? :condoleeza: Yes, sir. :George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. :condoleeza: That's correct. :George: Then who is in China? :condoleeza: Yes, sir. :George: Yassir is in China? :condoleeza: No, sir. :George: Then who is? :condoleeza: Yes, sir. :George: Yassir? :condoleeza: No, sir. :George: Look, condoleeza. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. :condoleeza: Kofi? :George: No, thanks. :condoleeza: You want Kofi? :George: No. :condoleeza: You don't want Kofi. :George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. :condoleeza: Yes, sir. :George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. :condoleeza: Kofi? :George: Milk! Will you please make the call? :condoleeza: And call who? :George: Who is the guy at the U.N? :condoleeza: Hu is the guy in China. :George: Will you stay out of China?! :condoleeza: Yes, sir. :George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. :condoleeza: Kofi. :George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Follow Ups	Thursday humor.... - BigTDogg (Z-Less till Spring) 14:32:57 12/12/02 lmao...nice twist on a classic :) (n/m) - sbsTT(MD) 14:49:25 12/12/02 oh my lord... that is killing me hahaha... - Jeremyllt 14:54:28 12/12/02 pretty funny...hehehe (n/m) - Milo (San Antonio, TX.) 15:13:37 12/12/02 =) awesome, lol (n/m) - KraZeeZX (San Marcos/Austin) 15:28:04 12/12/02 I can picture that LOL...SNL needs to pick that up! - OUTKAZTT(90N/A & 91TT) 18:31:08 12/12/02
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